From the distance

Today I am living for the war of the Sattelite searchers against a race which name I must not deliver to you, my friends.
I might not come with that, I will leave this blog to my pupil and friend Yocalo. Who is to young in the art of the Sattelite to fight in the war.
I must apologize for this and I´ll come back in 3 weeks, I hope...


My name Bing Boing was given to me by the Sattelite Sect. Before that I had a name, It was a code one too. I was Duem. 


Yocalo is a temporary name too. The sect will give him a name when the war finishes.

The countdown

The sattelite: chapter 2

It´s been a long time coming, but it´s here now though. It´s here now though! IT´S HERE NOW THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sattelite the motherfucking sattelite is fucking back.

Before I start this, I wan´t to thank our researcher Yocalo Pepapes Berebere du popepapina.

The sattelite:Chapter 2

1. Bing, Boing,Diring,ding,doing doing, etc. Are irrational words and cannot be mixed    with any other word in the same sentence. E.j. Bing Boing "Telecomunications central".

That is wrong. Sattelites recall that as offensive and unproper.

2. As there is a Pye question mark there is also a Sattelite symbol: /---0---/

3. Sattelites can often by confused with burros mugrosos.

4. Not everyone can be a Sattelite searcher you have to win it by discovery or research merits, Yocalo pepapes berebere du popepapina is taking his first steps in this field. If you want to join the program contact me. And you will need to know the sattelite in soul and mind.

5.Sattelites are scared away by rats and usually beeing very shy are also scared by Sattelite searchers if this ones don´t treat the situation properly.Only the best searchers know how to do this.

6.Drunken sattelites are very rare but when they aren´t sobber,stay away from them, you might risk your live. First they look pacific like a normal drunk man. But then 

they´re evil.

As you can see this drunk sattelite has got angry, this sepecimen in particular is hidding his ears and has tatoos that mark his live and his way of living. Thanks for Yocalo´s contact for risking his live.

7.Although Bing Boing cannot be put in ein sentence wit uder rational words, you could say: Bing boing(Small pause) .Redirecting signal, or: Bing boing(Small pause) . Signal  detected. But still not many other things.

A small species inhabits our universe, even orbits, is in the interiors or sorrundings of our planet. This creatures are called...

Sattelites,

and they are awaiting for YOU!

Next on the Sattelite:guide

.More about The Pye question mark
.How to kill a rat, What do they hate?
.THE SATTELITE: Chapter 2
.And for real this time, a exclusive Pye Interview


Remember to see older posts for important information
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RAT RECREATION IMAGES

A few minutes ago I did another post about rats, and i didn´t have images of the most dangerous type, now I made a machine that recreates images in my brain and pases them to computer, this I did. The result is almost exact

Here they are in normal state

Here you can see It has altered it´s face to confuse you.


This type of rats are called  Mastillario Ratius

Rats have allways been an enemy of us humans, and mainly satellite searchers, as they avoid Sattelite singnals reaching Sattelite searching devices.

How they do that

It´s unknown. But what we know it is we must avoid ´em...

This specimen is called RatusZombus

It is the second most dangerous subspecie in the rat family.

No,this isn´t the rat that infected me, it is the most dangerous one which just with it´s smell.it´s esence,The barely considered "mammal" decays slowly your brain ´till it affects other parts of your body, in my case the left side of my intestine.

My only advice, is to stay away from them...

I have no photoghraphs available.Yet.

The pye question mark

Soon there will be more updates about this mysterious symbol

I am solly, because there has been no 


Sattelite:Guide for more than 1 week.


This issue has been caused by the rat sidrome, so I will give you a report about my case an hopefully help you to prevent it in the next numbers.
The rat sindrome or rattroenteritis with ratention(excretory retetion), can be sometimes confused with the patopendicitis. A easy way for the affected to differ it is that: patoapendicitis hurts in the right and the rat sindrome on the left. Another difference is that with rat sindrome you can see rats ant with patopendicitis you can see ducks.


Next numbel will be about causes and preventions...