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IMPORTANT FOR ALL UNITIES-THIS IS GUIDE IS NOT ONLY ABOUT "SATELLITE" AND THE NAMES ARE NOT THE ORIGINAL ALSO MOST THINGS ARE "PARIDAS" FROM MY ALTER EGO, PLEASE, ¡HELP!  I´M A SERIOUS SCIENTI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDFY.KIHUIJB NFGVI-8
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