domingo, 12 de febrero de 2012

Next on the Sattelite:guide

.More about The Pye question mark
.How to kill a rat, What do they hate?
.THE SATTELITE: Chapter 2
.And for real this time, a exclusive Pye Interview


Remember to see older posts for important information
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RAT RECREATION IMAGES

A few minutes ago I did another post about rats, and i didn´t have images of the most dangerous type, now I made a machine that recreates images in my brain and pases them to computer, this I did. The result is almost exact



Here they are in normal state
Here you can see It has altered it´s face to confuse you.


This type of rats are called  Mastillario Ratius
Rats have allways been an enemy of us humans, and mainly satellite searchers, as they avoid Sattelite singnals reaching Sattelite searching devices.
How they do that
It´s unknown. But what we know it is we must avoid ´em...
This specimen is called RatusZombus
It is the second most dangerous subspecie in the rat family.
No,this isn´t the rat that infected me, it is the most dangerous one which just with it´s smell.it´s esence,The barely considered "mammal" decays slowly your brain ´till it affects other parts of your body, in my case the left side of my intestine.

My only advice, is to stay away from them...

I have no photoghraphs available.Yet.

sábado, 11 de febrero de 2012

viernes, 10 de febrero de 2012

I am solly, because there has been no 


Sattelite:Guide for more than 1 week.


This issue has been caused by the rat sidrome, so I will give you a report about my case an hopefully help you to prevent it in the next numbers.
The rat sindrome or rattroenteritis with ratention(excretory retetion), can be sometimes confused with the patopendicitis. A easy way for the affected to differ it is that: patoapendicitis hurts in the right and the rat sindrome on the left. Another difference is that with rat sindrome you can see rats ant with patopendicitis you can see ducks.


Next numbel will be about causes and preventions...

miércoles, 1 de febrero de 2012

2007 International Beard Competition

Mustach society chapter 1

THE MUSTACH SOCIETY, 1929-
Founded by Afrold Hitler
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ADOLF HITLER


The Mustach society

Afrolf Hitler was a Mustachino living in Germany, but his cousin coluldn´t accept that he was a mustachino, so he ordered to kiiiiiiiiillll him. However Afrolf esacaped and Adolf was in NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mode for some time.
Then Afrold was living in Portugal cultivajjjjjjjjjjing Potatuus. When he thought about the Mustach Idea, the one that led to the Mustach society, he was eally advanced and intelligent and called a Sattelite with the Sattelite call. This was a very mustachy sattelite so he help Afrold to spread the word out. Soon it grew larger and larger until it became one of the most important societies

This the are the most important members of the society nowdays they got angry because they TV reporters thought they were going to some kind of competition, Bing Bongf

VIDEO ABOVE OR HERE