From the distance

Today I am living for the war of the Sattelite searchers against a race which name I must not deliver to you, my friends.
I might not come with that, I will leave this blog to my pupil and friend Yocalo. Who is to young in the art of the Sattelite to fight in the war.
I must apologize for this and I´ll come back in 3 weeks, I hope...


My name Bing Boing was given to me by the Sattelite Sect. Before that I had a name, It was a code one too. I was Duem. 


Yocalo is a temporary name too. The sect will give him a name when the war finishes.

The countdown

The sattelite: chapter 2

It´s been a long time coming, but it´s here now though. It´s here now though! IT´S HERE NOW THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sattelite the motherfucking sattelite is fucking back.

Before I start this, I wan´t to thank our researcher Yocalo Pepapes Berebere du popepapina.

The sattelite:Chapter 2

1. Bing, Boing,Diring,ding,doing doing, etc. Are irrational words and cannot be mixed    with any other word in the same sentence. E.j. Bing Boing "Telecomunications central".

That is wrong. Sattelites recall that as offensive and unproper.

2. As there is a Pye question mark there is also a Sattelite symbol: /---0---/

3. Sattelites can often by confused with burros mugrosos.

4. Not everyone can be a Sattelite searcher you have to win it by discovery or research merits, Yocalo pepapes berebere du popepapina is taking his first steps in this field. If you want to join the program contact me. And you will need to know the sattelite in soul and mind.

5.Sattelites are scared away by rats and usually beeing very shy are also scared by Sattelite searchers if this ones don´t treat the situation properly.Only the best searchers know how to do this.

6.Drunken sattelites are very rare but when they aren´t sobber,stay away from them, you might risk your live. First they look pacific like a normal drunk man. But then 

they´re evil.

As you can see this drunk sattelite has got angry, this sepecimen in particular is hidding his ears and has tatoos that mark his live and his way of living. Thanks for Yocalo´s contact for risking his live.

7.Although Bing Boing cannot be put in ein sentence wit uder rational words, you could say: Bing boing(Small pause) .Redirecting signal, or: Bing boing(Small pause) . Signal  detected. But still not many other things.

A small species inhabits our universe, even orbits, is in the interiors or sorrundings of our planet. This creatures are called...

Sattelites,

and they are awaiting for YOU!

Next on the Sattelite:guide

.More about The Pye question mark
.How to kill a rat, What do they hate?
.THE SATTELITE: Chapter 2
.And for real this time, a exclusive Pye Interview


Remember to see older posts for important information
Link above

RAT RECREATION IMAGES

A few minutes ago I did another post about rats, and i didn´t have images of the most dangerous type, now I made a machine that recreates images in my brain and pases them to computer, this I did. The result is almost exact

Here they are in normal state

Here you can see It has altered it´s face to confuse you.


This type of rats are called  Mastillario Ratius

Rats have allways been an enemy of us humans, and mainly satellite searchers, as they avoid Sattelite singnals reaching Sattelite searching devices.

How they do that

It´s unknown. But what we know it is we must avoid ´em...

This specimen is called RatusZombus

It is the second most dangerous subspecie in the rat family.

No,this isn´t the rat that infected me, it is the most dangerous one which just with it´s smell.it´s esence,The barely considered "mammal" decays slowly your brain ´till it affects other parts of your body, in my case the left side of my intestine.

My only advice, is to stay away from them...

I have no photoghraphs available.Yet.

The pye question mark

Soon there will be more updates about this mysterious symbol

I am solly, because there has been no 


Sattelite:Guide for more than 1 week.


This issue has been caused by the rat sidrome, so I will give you a report about my case an hopefully help you to prevent it in the next numbers.
The rat sindrome or rattroenteritis with ratention(excretory retetion), can be sometimes confused with the patopendicitis. A easy way for the affected to differ it is that: patoapendicitis hurts in the right and the rat sindrome on the left. Another difference is that with rat sindrome you can see rats ant with patopendicitis you can see ducks.


Next numbel will be about causes and preventions...

2007 International Beard Competition

Mustach society chapter 1

THE MUSTACH SOCIETY, 1929-

Founded by Afrold Hitler

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ADOLF HITLER

The Mustach society

Afrolf Hitler was a Mustachino living in Germany, but his cousin coluldn´t accept that he was a mustachino, so he ordered to kiiiiiiiiillll him. However Afrolf esacaped and Adolf was in NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mode for some time.

Then Afrold was living in Portugal cultivajjjjjjjjjjing Potatuus. When he thought about the Mustach Idea, the one that led to the Mustach society, he was eally advanced and intelligent and called a Sattelite with the Sattelite call. This was a very mustachy sattelite so he help Afrold to spread the word out. Soon it grew larger and larger until it became one of the most important societies

This the are the most important members of the society nowdays they got angry because they TV reporters thought they were going to some kind of competition, Bing Bongf

VIDEO ABOVE OR HERE

New sattelite

Important
New Sattelite diScovered
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b4FK5LQuRA
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xvlLSPYuKc&feature=related
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMtpC8KLAo&feature=related
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RShkd19NkPU&feature=related


I do not own the videos shown blblblblblulululululululululu
special thanks for our reasearcher "Yocalo Pepapes Berebere du popepapina" 

Mustach society tomorrow first post

Information for Anyone

Next on the Sattelite:Guide-

.A detailed report about the mustache society 

.A exlusive interview with Pye

Help! MOST IMPORTANT POST

IMPORTANT FOR ALL UNITIES-THIS IS GUIDE IS NOT ONLY ABOUT "SATELLITE" AND THE NAMES ARE NOT THE ORIGINAL ALSO MOST THINGS ARE "PARIDAS" FROM MY ALTER EGO, PLEASE, ¡HELP!  I´M A SERIOUS SCIENTI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDFY.KIHUIJB NFGVI-8
HAHAHA- YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BE MORE POWERFUL THAN ME THINK AGAIN, FORGET WHAT THIS TONTO SAID UUUU AND YOU A NOT A SCIENTIST

THE SATELLITE chapter 1

THIS IS A SERIOUS GUIDE WITH NO PARIDAS


Number 1- The sattelite (chapter one)


A indangered spices with only to know members Masta Calvyla and The Ajton.They are stupid creatures who do Boing Doing Biring Bind Doing.Here is a quick guide for `em.
1.bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllulululululululululululuululululululululululululululululululululu
2.The satellite song: (robotic tone) Bold sattelites, who smoke cigarrets, are smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
3.Bing Boing Doroing Doing Doing (Satellite call)
4.Eally good (show thumbs up)- they like this
5.Oh yeah, yeah-Boys at the back-Uuuuuu-Shhhhh-There to much noise- typycal Boldy sentences
6.Nearly Deaf
7.Calvos

Other eally important thingass-uuuuuuu

Only the Sattelite called Boldy-Masta Calvyla-(as you know him) is completely advanced the other one is still in growing process.

One last THING, SATTELITE.

sPEllong has been currected and izz perfectly richtig